I seriously don't understand some people.

[arewethereyet]

You need to have more zeros in your bank account to understand.

No I don't. My late adoptive father's dad, my adoptive grandfather was walking past the Washington Monument in DC when a section of it was under repair. My grandad asked the construction workers if he could have a scrap, so they gave him a brick sized scrap of marble. I have that sitting on my fridge right now. I wish he had gotten documentation only for historical reasons. But I would never dream of selling it even if I had documentation. And I certainly wouldn't mock up some marble that was not part of the Washington Monument and sell a fake at such an absurd price even if I told them it wasn't original.

Awww, you have a pet rock.