RE: joke time
August 26, 2021 at 6:49 am
(This post was last modified: August 26, 2021 at 6:49 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Jesus was taking a walk round Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man. Wondering if it might be Joseph, Jesus walked up to him and asked, ‘Excuse me, but did you ever have a son?’
‘Why, yes I did,’ said the old man. ‘But he wasn’t my biological son - he was born through the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.’
A little surprised, Jesus asked, ‘This son of yours - did he ever have to deal with temptation?’
‘Many times,’ answered the old man. ‘But he always overcame it eventually.’
Jesus is beginning to get excited, think now that the old man must really be his foster father. ‘And did your son ever perform any miracles?’
‘Well, he actually died one time, but came back to life in a little while.’
Overcome with emotion, Jesus wipes his eyes and says in a tremulous voice, ‘Dad?’ and the old man wipes his eyes and says, ‘Pinocchio?’
Boru
‘Why, yes I did,’ said the old man. ‘But he wasn’t my biological son - he was born through the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.’
A little surprised, Jesus asked, ‘This son of yours - did he ever have to deal with temptation?’
‘Many times,’ answered the old man. ‘But he always overcame it eventually.’
Jesus is beginning to get excited, think now that the old man must really be his foster father. ‘And did your son ever perform any miracles?’
‘Well, he actually died one time, but came back to life in a little while.’
Overcome with emotion, Jesus wipes his eyes and says in a tremulous voice, ‘Dad?’ and the old man wipes his eyes and says, ‘Pinocchio?’
Boru
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