The Plan

[Spongebob]

God might have a name, or He might not, I don't know. But I do know it's disrespectful to call Him by a name, so I just say, "God"

FSM's full name is Xan⚎⍙⟒iuliux Axe0%̶̨̛̱̪̩̼̱͕̹̝̩̺̭̬̮̝̜̣̞͎̝͎̬̺̭̤͇̆̎̓̕ž̸͈̫͙̜̈́͒̌̾͐̉͂̃̽̇̓̀̔̕͘͝͝ͅ  Parzef☊⟒⍙⍀⌖

Xhe allows it to be spoken loud and proud.

RAmen

How did you get that vertical set of characters?

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But they outnumber you, a billion to 1.  Should I use Muslims, instead?  Or should I just accept what you say is right because you have some special link with god?  And what god would that be, anyway?  Zeus?  Zarathustra?  Woden?

God might have a name, or He might not, I don't know. But I do know it's disrespectful to call Him by a name, so I just say, "God"

And how do you know this?  Did god tell you this personally?  Why would that even make sense?  And if you don't actually now his "real" name, how would you know what to call him?

God:  You must praise me, worship me and love me, but for heaven's sake don't say my name.  How rude. 

Me:  So what is your name?

God:  Like I'm tell you.  Ha!