(November 6, 2021 at 10:39 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: Me: Why am I here?
My Cats: To serve us (obviously).
Me: Oh, right. I guess that wasn't really such a complicated question afterall.
Dog thinks: This wonderful being feeds me, gives me a place to sleep, toys and takes me for walks. He's obviously a god.
Cat thinks: This irritating and unclean creature (I've never seen it lick itself once, and it smells) Gives me acceptable food, a place to sleep and clean kitty litter. When I'm in the mood, it will scritch my tummy, but usually I don't like it touching me because I have no idea where it's been. Obviously, I am a god.