Open a cake mix - take out the bag - slit open the bottom, discard contents and refill with drywall compound, reinsert in box - re-glue top closed.
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Find sex toy collection. It's within arm's reach of the bed. The guy's side, likely. Put Tabasco sauce in the KY jelly.
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Find vacuum cleaner, remove the filter, and fill the dustbin with chimney sweepings or pulverized charcoal briquettes.
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Pour a half bag of concrete in the toilet, and flush. Taking a dump when done is optional.
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Leave a pair of panties - used if possible - under the husband's side of the bed. Something from Victoria's secret is preferred.
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Put superglue in all locks.
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Push all furniture down the basement stairs. Keep adding until you fill the stairwell.
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Fill a quart canning jar with anchovies, eggs and Draino - and seal with lid. Hide it laying on it's side in the insulation in the attic. In a few weeks the resulting decaying solution will eat through the steel top and begin dripping down through the ceiling drywall.... The odor is magnificent in it's stench.
Not that I would ever do such a thing......
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Find sex toy collection. It's within arm's reach of the bed. The guy's side, likely. Put Tabasco sauce in the KY jelly.
...
Find vacuum cleaner, remove the filter, and fill the dustbin with chimney sweepings or pulverized charcoal briquettes.
....
Pour a half bag of concrete in the toilet, and flush. Taking a dump when done is optional.
...
Leave a pair of panties - used if possible - under the husband's side of the bed. Something from Victoria's secret is preferred.
...
Put superglue in all locks.
....
Push all furniture down the basement stairs. Keep adding until you fill the stairwell.
....
Fill a quart canning jar with anchovies, eggs and Draino - and seal with lid. Hide it laying on it's side in the insulation in the attic. In a few weeks the resulting decaying solution will eat through the steel top and begin dripping down through the ceiling drywall.... The odor is magnificent in it's stench.
Not that I would ever do such a thing......
