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You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?

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You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?
November 11, 2021 at 7:12 pm
Turn on *everything*. I mean EVERYTHING. If it has a volume or control knob, turn it to the highest setting.

Pee in their weed.

Pee in their coffee grounds.

Heck, drink a quart of water a half-hour before going in, eat some asparagus for good measure, and pee in every foodstuff in the place.
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You are a specialty burglar, what would you do?

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RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do? - by A. Secular Human - November 11, 2021 at 7:12 pm
RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do? - by T.J. - November 11, 2021 at 8:02 pm
RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do? - by Ranjr - November 12, 2021 at 10:14 am
RE: You are a specialty burglar, what would you do? - by Ranjr - November 13, 2021 at 11:18 am



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