I would replace the paintings in the living room with my framed dick pics, then I would replace all of their toothbrushes with the ones made with my asshole hair, put seamen into the toothpaste, then have sex with their dog, replace the air in the party balloons with my farts, put pepper spray on their dildoes, stuck women's underpants between sofa cushions, replace their cow milk with breast milk, replace feathers in their pillows with navel fluff, replace the salt in the salt shaker with dandruff.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
