Random Thoughts

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Why is it called a restroom? Do you actually rest in there?

Then the assuming bastards ask to
 use the bathroom....

I laugh. We don't HAVE a bath.

We have a shower......

Then they say the have to take a shit....

Not in MY shower goddamn it..

Then I throw them out....

 
Fair enough too. Bloody cheek

It's tradition here to have the toilet  in its own little room.

Had my bathroom done up a few years ago. Opted to still have a bath. Shouldn't have bothered. These days I only have showers.  I still like baths, they're just dandy. Until I want to get out. I have to get on my hands and knees and kind of roll.