Covid 19 conspiracies dump

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

There seems to be more and more interest in how to remove the various COVID vaccines from your body. For those who want to get the 'vaccine passport', but still not be subjected to the deleterious effects of these dangerous, untested drugs, try this:

1. Get your shot(s). I know, I know, but this is crucial to the process.

2. Wait for at least three weeks before proceeding to the next step. This sounds risky, but it is actually necessary for the procedure to work.

3. Grind up 4-5 Carolina Reaper peppers. You can do this with a cutting board and a good knife, but a food processor works much better. Put the peppers in a clean glass container (don't use metal or plastic) and cover with 1 litre of rainwater that you've collected. It's important not to use tap or bottled water, because of the mind control chemicals the government puts in those. Let the solution rest for 24 hours.

4. Administer this to yourself as an enema. The special organic acids in the peppers will deactivate the tracking nanobots in the vaccine, while also pulling the drug out of your system through the intestinal wall. These poisons can then be excreted in the normal way.

5. Repeat the process until you feel better.

Boru

There is a much more efficient way:

#1 Get your two shots
#2 Wait 6 months

Efficient, sure. Not nearly as much fun, though.

Boru