Recently I have been suffering bladder and intestinal discomfort. To the point where my bladder and butt give me mixed signals as to when I want to go. I have been married to the bathroom for some time now. I don't know what it is, but when I eat fully cooked shrimp and cocktail sauce it seems to calm down my urges. But right now at this second, I feel a real sense of relief.
I am simply not regular now, both my balls and my butt love to tell me "fuck you" and keep me up at all hours. But just now after having the shrimp and cocktail sauce, I feel I have some last second appeal to the governor.
I am simply not regular now, both my balls and my butt love to tell me "fuck you" and keep me up at all hours. But just now after having the shrimp and cocktail sauce, I feel I have some last second appeal to the governor.
