Me: I’ll have the sloppy joe, please.
Wife: You idiot. This is a posh restaurant.
Me: Right, sorry. I’ll have the disheveled joseph, please.
Waiter: Excellent choice, sir.
Boru
Wife: You idiot. This is a posh restaurant.
Me: Right, sorry. I’ll have the disheveled joseph, please.
Waiter: Excellent choice, sir.
Boru
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