RE: Reincarnation
June 23, 2009 at 8:34 am
(This post was last modified: June 23, 2009 at 8:36 am by Dotard.)
Just for fun humor me for a moment and say reincarnation happens.
If given the choice what would you choose to come back as?
Me, I would want to come back as a Dung Beetle. Think about it, all your needs, housing, food, breeding grounds all rolled up in a compact ball of poo.
No forging around for food or shelter! Snug in your shelter if you get hungry, just eat from the walls of your house of poo! Tired of the scenery? Just roll your home to a new location AND snack along the way!
Life would be so grand! I was gonna say life would be a piece of cake, but I don't think a dung beetle would want cake, he'd want poo. So life really would be a piece of poo which would be a good thing for a dung beetle.
(I really gotta quit smoking so much pot so early in the morning)
If given the choice what would you choose to come back as?
Me, I would want to come back as a Dung Beetle. Think about it, all your needs, housing, food, breeding grounds all rolled up in a compact ball of poo.
No forging around for food or shelter! Snug in your shelter if you get hungry, just eat from the walls of your house of poo! Tired of the scenery? Just roll your home to a new location AND snack along the way!
Life would be so grand! I was gonna say life would be a piece of cake, but I don't think a dung beetle would want cake, he'd want poo. So life really would be a piece of poo which would be a good thing for a dung beetle.
(I really gotta quit smoking so much pot so early in the morning)
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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