I'd rather focus on what it does say. For example, the instructions on how to own slaves and Paul's musings about servants being obedient to their masters.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.