Misconceptions about the Bible

[Pat Mustard]

The bible teaches about washing feet but not about washing hands.

The bible doesn't say that slavery or rape are bad.

Are you sure about all of that? Are you familiar with the Biblical hygienic laws? Is that right? Hygienic? Sometimes I think my spellcheck is dumber than I am. I argue with it sometimes. 

Anyway. The Bible doesn't say slavery or rape are bad? I'm going to have to disagree with all of that, actually, if I may.

You're perfectly entitled to disagree if you want. It won't make you any less wrong, but it's your choice to open your mouth and remove all doubt.