Neighbour, "I sleep with my partner three times a week."
Me, "Really? I only do it once a week."
Neighbour, "I thought you were single?"
Me, "I thought we were talking about your partner?"
Me, "Really? I only do it once a week."
Neighbour, "I thought you were single?"
Me, "I thought we were talking about your partner?"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"