When I was 40 I got involved with a woman who was 15 years younger than me and the sex was great; but she blew up my life, almost hooked me on drugs, and I kept coming back to her, not quitting her for good until three years later, in so much debt that I turned to the United Way to help me consolidate. Looking back, I wish I'd bought a convertible red sports car instead.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.