Yeah, there should be a Nativity story (or whole Gospels) made as a cartoon where the biblical characters are played by animals. Like, Mary could be a cat, Joseph could be a donkey, Jesus could be a polar bear, Pontius Pilates could be a seal, Judas could be an ostrich, and Mohammed (bc we all know that he is mentioned in the Bible) could be a frog.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
