Russia is Europe. Kyiv and Moscow should be in the European Union

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If nato wins in Ukraine

NATO cant win the war in Ukraine. Its not even a participant in this war, just a supporter.
Its like saying in 1940: "If the US is going to win the war in Europe...."

Russia will sooner form a overt alliance with China

 
Because Russis and China are rivals since Korea, not.at.all.

, and explicitly offer to extend its own nuclear umbrella over China

Poor little China, still needs help from mighty Russia. You are stuck in the late 40s, my friend.  

to completely upend the current balance of power between the US and China in the pacific than join such a nato as it actually is, and no doubt seen clearly by Russia to be,  instead what nato self-servingly touted itself to be by the US, UK, and most Eastern European NATO members.  

Dude, put that pipe down!   

Russia will only join a long term Euroasia military alliance that can call on its own military resource for collective interests if that military alliance does not have the United States in it.

How are the chances anyone in Europe wants to join an alliance with Russia, currently...or in the foreseeable future??

   The reason is it will always be an overwhelming priority of the US to prevent Russia from fully leveraging it natural resource and central location in Euroasia for it’s own benefit.

Russia does not need the US to fuck this up. Economically backwards for 500 years, remember? Gross domestic product (per capita) equals Bulgaria, remember?
Center of Eurasia: Eastern Kasachstan.