A Florida woman is suing the Kraft food people for $5 million over the length of time it takes to prepare Velveeta Shells & Cheese cups. The box says 'Ready in 3 1/2 minutes', but the woman says that's only the microwave time, and doesn't include the time it takes to open the box, add water, and the cheese glop, stir, and let the product stand.
No word on the amount of time you spend curled up in a foetal position on the floor, sobbing over the fact that you're about to eat Velveeta and wondering where your life went wrong.
Boru
No word on the amount of time you spend curled up in a foetal position on the floor, sobbing over the fact that you're about to eat Velveeta and wondering where your life went wrong.
Boru
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