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WDWJU
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WDWJU
What Distro Would Jesus Use?

JesOS !

Sunday logins are disabled.

No ability to chmod 666

The kill command restores the process after three days. It shall ascend to its parent process after another forty days.

The mount command always triggers a sermon.

Daemons are chained.

No child process is allowed to spawn without two committed parent processes.
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WDWJU - by LinuxGal - December 3, 2022 at 1:58 pm
RE: WDWJU - by Ranjr - December 3, 2022 at 2:40 pm
RE: WDWJU - by brewer - December 3, 2022 at 8:51 pm
RE: WDWJU - by LinuxGal - December 3, 2022 at 11:19 pm



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