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[Anomalocaris]

So while the Greeks were obsessed with toned bodies, people on Easter Island were into dad bods.

Not while.   By the time eastern islanders were carving their dad bods, the Greeks under the baleful influence of Christianity were also carving mainly toneless icons executed in wood or soapstone in the timeless style of high school art class rather than in marble in the style of Phidias or Agesander.