Doctors of Theology can "prove" how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, along with a long litany of other proofs, of which nobody can disprove, since they are BS to start with. When one makes shit up, it takes longer for people to scramble for facts than it takes one to make up more shit, sad to say.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.