(March 24, 2023 at 7:52 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: A friend of mine just told me that Jehovah's Witnesses are out proselytizing door-to-door again. One recently stopped by her house and gave her some JW tracts.
Just remember, if they ever come to your door, the correct response is "Make it quick. It's my birthday and my boyfriend and I are going to try on skinny jeans and give each other blood transfusions."
And, yes, the tight pants are actually a surprisingly big no-no for the Watchtower Organization, even if the Governing Body member who's particularly obsessed with the issue recently resigned (under mysterious circumstances):
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
