(March 25, 2023 at 1:06 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Man, 88, sparks hospital evacuation in France after arriving with 8ins WWI artillery shell stuck in his rectum
The unnamed senior citizen arrived at the Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, southern France, on Saturday evening in the hope of having the 8in artillery shell removed from his anus.
His arrival sparked a bomb scare as hospital officials feared the antique explosive would detonate, French news organisation Var-Matin reported.
However, bomb disposal experts determined that there was little risk of the shell exploding inside the man.
Once it was dislodged from the man's rectum, doctors measured the shell at 8in long (20cm) and more than 2in wide (5cm).
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...ectum.html
Because getting an artillery shall stuck up your arse is a daily occurence in France...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
