Mad Mary was zooming around the asylum in her wheelchair.
She was stopped by Dave, who asked her for her drivers licence.
Mad Mary laughed and zoomed away around the corner.
There, she was stopped by Crazy Karl who asked to see her registration.
Mad Mary laughed and zoomed away around the corner.
There, she was stopped by Pervy Pete, who had his pants around his ankles and a huge erection.
"Oh no," said Mad Mary, "not the breathalyser again!"
She was stopped by Dave, who asked her for her drivers licence.
Mad Mary laughed and zoomed away around the corner.
There, she was stopped by Crazy Karl who asked to see her registration.
Mad Mary laughed and zoomed away around the corner.
There, she was stopped by Pervy Pete, who had his pants around his ankles and a huge erection.
"Oh no," said Mad Mary, "not the breathalyser again!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
