RE: Coronation
May 6, 2023 at 10:43 am
(This post was last modified: May 6, 2023 at 10:48 am by Anomalocaris.)
(May 6, 2023 at 10:05 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Ohh... is it today that Charlie gets his new hat?
Amongst inbred european royalty, particularly the Habsburgs, “new hat” has a rather different meaning.
Hat is a euphemism for the foreskin of the penis. Inbreeding cause a high percentage of males amongst european royalty to be born with congenitally defective foreskin that are too tight to retract during intercourse, and sometimes even prevent proper urination. To help making peeing less of an ordeal and make sex a bit more enjoyable so that the Royal line may continue, help of the Royal surgeon is called for. The operation is called giving the prince a new hat.