It occurs to me that Frodo could have tied the Ring to a chicken, the led the chicken to Mordor attached to a bit of string. That way, Frodo could have avoided the burden of carrying the Magic Dingus all that way.
Of course, the chicken would have turned evil, but realistically, how much damage could one evil chicken do to Middle Earth?
Boru
Of course, the chicken would have turned evil, but realistically, how much damage could one evil chicken do to Middle Earth?
Boru
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