Sacrifice a virgin (available at any Trek convention) to a god of your choice (the Aztec gods are a good option, though you may have to have someone help you hold the sacrifice down while you cut the still beating heart from his chest), and demand that the god bless you with weight loss.
If (when) that doesn't work, keep consulting your doctor while on the diet, as you have been already.
If (when) that doesn't work, keep consulting your doctor while on the diet, as you have been already.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
