SATANISM

[Secular Elf]

Am I a Satanist? Depends on who you ask. To many Christians, satanist is everyone who is not in their religion, including people of other religions (even other Christian denominations). Thus the Baphomet is named after the old name for Mohamed which is Mahomet.

And since Christianity is a primitive xenophobic cult, Christians generally can not understand how someone does not believe in their god, so they automatically consider these people to be Satanists, communists, antichrists, etc.

Therefore if you don't believe in a Christian god or you played D&D or you like Star Wars or watch horror movies or have orgasms during sex that is not procreational or believe in evolution or think rationally, some Christians out there consider you to be a Satanist.

Congrats, I guess.

You got that right! By that definition, Satanist or not, we are all in the same club. I don't believe in God (or any god), check. I play D&D with my rt friends every other weekend, check, I like Star Wars, Star Trek, any good sci-fi book or flick, check. I like recreational sex, check, I like Svengoolie, check. I don't have any tattoos but I think they are cool and like looking at them. Check. I must have it covered then.