RE: Get your priorities straight!
December 14, 2011 at 11:20 pm
(This post was last modified: December 14, 2011 at 11:21 pm by Erinome.)
My son brought home lice last year. Somehow, I avoided it, but all the kids had it. With boys it's easy.. just shave them bald, but it took a month to totally rid it from the girls. Glad you don't have that, or cancer.
This is kind of embarrassing, but when I was 18 years old, I had just lost my virginity and had only been with my boyfriend. I got all these horribly painful bumps down there. I thought for sure that my boyfriend had given me genital warts, and I was scared and livid. I went to the doctor, who looked them over and assured me they were not warts, and I had no STD's. She asked me if I had used anything like lube. I told her that I had only used baby oil gel a couple nights before I got the bumps, but I used it all the time everywhere else and had never broken out. Then she chuckled a little and said that baby oil was the worst possible thing a woman could ever use as lube. We learn lessons as we go, I suppose.
I learned from all my gay friends that nothing works as well as crisco...
This is kind of embarrassing, but when I was 18 years old, I had just lost my virginity and had only been with my boyfriend. I got all these horribly painful bumps down there. I thought for sure that my boyfriend had given me genital warts, and I was scared and livid. I went to the doctor, who looked them over and assured me they were not warts, and I had no STD's. She asked me if I had used anything like lube. I told her that I had only used baby oil gel a couple nights before I got the bumps, but I used it all the time everywhere else and had never broken out. Then she chuckled a little and said that baby oil was the worst possible thing a woman could ever use as lube. We learn lessons as we go, I suppose.
I learned from all my gay friends that nothing works as well as crisco...
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