A Scotsman and his wife are walking through town when they pass a swanky restaurant.
"Just smell those delectable aromas," the wife says, "the food must be incredible!"
Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he turns them both around and walks past the restaurant again.
"Just smell those delectable aromas," the wife says, "the food must be incredible!"
Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he turns them both around and walks past the restaurant again.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
