(June 29, 2009 at 8:34 pm)Dotard Wrote: I wouldn't go as far as electrocution, but I would rather stick my wanker in a pencil sharpener than go to church anyday.
So would I,if I could fit mine in a pencil sharpener.
My favourite phrase of extreme unwillingness is "I'd eat rather my own scrotum"
Church stopped bothering me when I was 6 and found I could fart pretty much at will. These days I need to be careful.
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Tangent:
Truth CAN be stranger than fiction:
The strange case of Joseph Pujol, stage name "Le Petomane", a professional farter in C19th Paris.
Quote:----------Pujol tried to 'refine' and make his acts 'gentler'; one of his favourite numbers became a rhyme about a farm which he himself composed, and which he punctuated with the usual anal renditions of the animals' sounds. The climax of his act however involved him farting his impression of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane
