Burial or cremation?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm seriously leaning towards a non-traditional cremation. Instead of being rolled into one of those ovens, maybe get meself strapped to a motorized gurney, lit on fire, then propelled down a city street.

Boru

I always thought if I could manage it, I would like to burn up during atmospheric re-entry.

For my obit: "Broke his neck jumping out of a window with his pants in his hand."