DunnoNEmore, I wouldn't go to church either...obviously because I don't believe in it, but also because I can't bring myself to be fake and take the piss...the idea of it would be funny, but in reality I wouldn't want to be dishonest like that...it would just make me pity them even more lol (the weaker less arsey believers anyway).
My two favourites are:
"I'd rather stick my genitals in bees nest!"
And
"I'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife".
They're both from the 1990s UK BBC Sitcom Bottom...first quote being from the character Richard Richard and the second being from the character Eddie Elizabeth Hitler
I like them ones lol.
EvF
(June 30, 2009 at 2:32 am)padraic Wrote:(June 29, 2009 at 8:34 pm)Dotard Wrote: I wouldn't go as far as electrocution, but I would rather stick my wanker in a pencil sharpener than go to church anyday.
So would I,if I could fit mine in a pencil sharpener.
My favourite phrase of extreme unwillingness is "I'd eat rather my own scrotum"
My two favourites are:
"I'd rather stick my genitals in bees nest!"
And
"I'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife".
They're both from the 1990s UK BBC Sitcom Bottom...first quote being from the character Richard Richard and the second being from the character Eddie Elizabeth Hitler
I like them ones lol.
EvF
