Why are you (still) a Christian?

[Data]

Every moment Data spends here, is 100 % wasted.
No one here buys the Bible has any "authority".
He has nothing better to do, and needs to pretend he's the "teacher".
He's suffering from Dunning-Krueger.

Isn't he great?! Give him a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen. You have no idea how feverishly he's working behind the scenes to squash his opponents. 

He'll figure it out! Give him time. He's not nearly as bright as he pretends to be, but he'll get it. The gods are on his side, no? You know. 

I'm not the teacher, Mr. Ball, I'm just another student like you. So, until you can get me kicked out of the class with your pansy whining shut the fuck up and let someone else say something, ok? Yeah. 

Another round of applause, ladies and gentlemen, it's important to him. 

Seriously, dumb ass, wait until I answer one of your backwater stump jumping gibber speak rants until you offer another. You know you'll get what you want in time you spineless turd.