(October 1, 2023 at 6:32 am)Ahriman Wrote:(October 1, 2023 at 6:19 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You’ve clearly been cursed. Probably either by Ramona the goddess of ranch dressing or by some elderly gypsy woman you’ve offended. You’ll need to find a sympathetic Santeria priest to remove the curse. Don’t let him overcharge you - the going rate is two chickens (live) and a bottle of dark rum.
Boru
Not that it would do any good......not a bad idea though. I could perform the ritual myself, I guess......that might work, eheheh......
I mean seriously though, if I was offered all the yummy food I wanted for the rest of my life, in exchange for never being able to talk to another actual human being ever again, I would absolutely take the fucking food.
PLEASE don’t try the ritual yourself. You don’t have the training, the link to the Other Side, and you don’t know the secret handshake.
Curse removal, like termite control, is best left to professionals.
Boru
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