Palestine

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Given that the intransigence on both side of the conflict seems insurmountable, I've come up with a plan to solve this mess (inspired by Rev's comment above).

1. Find an absolutely worthless and resource-free piece of desert that nobody wants. It should be as far from the Middle East as possible - the American west, maybe, or central Australia.

2. Begin a massive disinformation/brainwashing campaign to convince the world's Jewish population that this chunk of dirt is the TRUE 'Holy Land'. This would involve the forging of ancient documents and the complicity of some respected scholars.

3. Set up a fund to finance the voluntary relocation of Jewish people to this 'New Israel'.

The outcome of this plan would be that the Muslims could have the entire Middle East all to themselves, Jews would be removed from what is clearly a danger zone, and I would be a shoe-in for the Nobel Peace Prize.

I know it sounds far fetched, but it strikes me as being at least as likely to work as expecting Palestinians and Israelis to settle their differences and live together in peace and harmony.

Boru