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Bizarre things my mind conjures up
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My visit to a "Fundie" church
A woman with whom I was having a relationship insisted that I accompany her to an inaugural meeting of an American Christian group. It was in a very large church that was no longer being used by locals. Hundreds of people were there. They began with a demonstration of healing. A man in a wheelchair was wheeled in. The healer began sternly ordering Satan to leave him .. and he immediately began shaking and ... within seconds ... was on his feet ... dancing. People in the congregation began calling out:"Praise the Lord! A miracle!". The atmosphere became "electric" ... with people calling out that they had been healed of "poor eyesight", "arthritis", etc. These people were members of this Christian group. When things calmed down everybody sat down ... and collection pouches were passed around. The person next to me ... who was a member of the church ... put in £40 ... and thrust the pouch at me, whilst giving me a "challenging" look (I just passed it on). A preacher appeared on the stage and said: "We know that Jesus knew a lot about the Old Testament". There was a murmur of approval. He followed up with: "Of course he did. He wrote it". There was a louder murmur of approval. It went on like this for quite a while. Afterwards most people seemed to be happy with what was going on ... including the woman I was with. I quietly said something critical to her about what was going on. She flared up and, in aloud voice, said: "You're EVIL!" ... causing lots of people to glare at HER. She took me back to her place and I spent the night there. Now ... I'm not "unskilled" with women ... but I couldn't get her "going".

Some time later I was outside a Starbucks with her trying to persuade her to give up trying to be a Christian when she suddenly, angrily, said: "I want you to rape me!" Causing people at a nearby table to look around.

In case you're wondering ... no I didn't.

At the church I'd noticed that a lot of the women seemed to be "aroused". They seemed to be attracted to men who claimed to be able to perform "miracles".
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Atheist spiritualist mediums - by SeniorCitizen - November 19, 2023 at 6:36 pm
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by awty - November 27, 2023 at 10:42 am
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by Nanny - November 27, 2023 at 4:59 pm
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by Nay_Sayer - December 8, 2023 at 1:07 am
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by The Grand Nudger - December 8, 2023 at 1:10 am
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Ahriman - November 19, 2023 at 6:43 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Paraselene - November 19, 2023 at 6:44 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 19, 2023 at 6:46 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Ahriman - November 19, 2023 at 6:51 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by awty - November 19, 2023 at 6:54 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Paraselene - November 19, 2023 at 6:55 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Ahriman - November 19, 2023 at 7:11 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by awty - November 19, 2023 at 7:14 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by SeniorCitizen - November 19, 2023 at 7:28 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by awty - November 19, 2023 at 7:36 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Ahriman - November 19, 2023 at 8:16 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Ahriman - November 19, 2023 at 8:18 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by awty - November 19, 2023 at 8:30 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Ahriman - November 19, 2023 at 8:35 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 19, 2023 at 9:11 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Harry Haller - November 19, 2023 at 10:35 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Thumpalumpacus - November 19, 2023 at 10:58 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by brewer - November 19, 2023 at 11:13 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Nay_Sayer - November 19, 2023 at 11:46 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 20, 2023 at 4:45 am
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 20, 2023 at 4:52 am
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by no one - November 20, 2023 at 6:00 am
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Ahriman - November 20, 2023 at 6:34 am
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 20, 2023 at 10:58 am
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Mister Agenda - November 20, 2023 at 1:57 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 20, 2023 at 2:25 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 20, 2023 at 3:22 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Simon Moon - November 21, 2023 at 1:02 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Mister Agenda - November 21, 2023 at 1:15 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Ahriman - November 21, 2023 at 1:16 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 21, 2023 at 1:33 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by zebo-the-fat - November 21, 2023 at 2:45 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by pocaracas - November 21, 2023 at 3:27 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by SeniorCitizen - November 22, 2023 at 4:41 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by awty - November 22, 2023 at 4:50 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Angrboda - November 22, 2023 at 5:45 pm
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 23, 2023 at 11:04 am
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Ahriman - November 23, 2023 at 11:23 am
RE: Atheist spiritualist mediums - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 23, 2023 at 11:32 am
Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by SeniorCitizen - November 24, 2023 at 7:17 pm
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by Fireball - November 24, 2023 at 7:42 pm
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 24, 2023 at 7:44 pm
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by SeniorCitizen - November 24, 2023 at 9:39 pm
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 24, 2023 at 9:46 pm
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by awty - November 24, 2023 at 10:12 pm
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by awty - November 24, 2023 at 10:44 pm
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by Thumpalumpacus - November 25, 2023 at 2:21 am
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 25, 2023 at 6:38 am
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 25, 2023 at 9:47 am
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by Angrboda - November 25, 2023 at 10:07 am
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 25, 2023 at 10:11 am
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by SeniorCitizen - November 26, 2023 at 12:52 am
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by The Grand Nudger - November 26, 2023 at 1:07 am
Intelligent babies - by SeniorCitizen - November 26, 2023 at 8:27 am
Historical Atheists - by SeniorCitizen - November 26, 2023 at 9:50 am
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by awty - November 26, 2023 at 9:30 pm
RE: Intelligent babies - by awty - November 26, 2023 at 10:12 am
RE: Historical Atheists - by The Grand Nudger - November 26, 2023 at 10:37 am
RE: Historical Atheists - by Thumpalumpacus - November 26, 2023 at 11:08 am
RE: Intelligent babies - by Thumpalumpacus - November 26, 2023 at 11:10 am
RE: Historical Atheists - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 26, 2023 at 11:17 am
RE: Intelligent babies - by no one - November 26, 2023 at 12:07 pm
Stupid Babies - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 26, 2023 at 12:10 pm
RE: Stupid Babies - by no one - November 26, 2023 at 12:11 pm
RE: Stupid Babies - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 26, 2023 at 12:22 pm
RE: Stupid Babies - by awty - November 26, 2023 at 12:34 pm
RE: Stupid Babies - by no one - November 26, 2023 at 12:40 pm
RE: Stupid Babies - by Fake Messiah - November 26, 2023 at 12:44 pm
RE: Stupid Babies - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 26, 2023 at 2:53 pm
RE: Stupid Babies - by SeniorCitizen - November 26, 2023 at 5:42 pm
RE: Stupid Babies - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 26, 2023 at 5:58 pm
RE: Stupid Babies - by Ravenshire - November 26, 2023 at 6:55 pm
RE: Stupid Babies - by awty - November 26, 2023 at 7:03 pm
RE: Stupid Babies - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 26, 2023 at 7:41 pm
RE: Intelligent babies - by SeniorCitizen - November 26, 2023 at 12:18 pm
RE: Intelligent babies - by awty - November 26, 2023 at 12:32 pm
RE: Intelligent babies - by no one - November 26, 2023 at 12:37 pm
RE: Historical Atheists - by The Grand Nudger - November 26, 2023 at 1:36 pm
My visit to a "Fundie" church - by SeniorCitizen - November 26, 2023 at 2:07 pm
RE: My visit to a "Fundie" church - by awty - November 26, 2023 at 2:10 pm
RE: My visit to a "Fundie" church - by no one - November 26, 2023 at 3:04 pm
RE: My visit to a "Fundie" church - by Ravenshire - November 26, 2023 at 3:22 pm
RE: My visit to a "Fundie" church - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 26, 2023 at 3:27 pm
RE: My visit to a "Fundie" church - by Thumpalumpacus - November 26, 2023 at 3:29 pm
my Muslim friends - by SeniorCitizen - November 26, 2023 at 3:34 pm
RE: my Muslim friends - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 26, 2023 at 4:16 pm
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 26, 2023 at 4:17 pm
My wife - by SeniorCitizen - November 26, 2023 at 4:31 pm
RE: My wife - by Nay_Sayer - November 26, 2023 at 4:42 pm
RE: My wife - by awty - November 26, 2023 at 4:43 pm
RE: My wife - by SeniorCitizen - November 26, 2023 at 5:10 pm
RE: My wife - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 26, 2023 at 5:31 pm
RE: My wife - by SeniorCitizen - November 26, 2023 at 5:49 pm
RE: My wife - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 26, 2023 at 5:57 pm
RE: my Muslim friends - by SeniorCitizen - November 26, 2023 at 6:20 pm
RE: my Muslim friends - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 27, 2023 at 9:23 am
RE: my Muslim friends - by awty - November 26, 2023 at 6:32 pm
RE: Historical Atheists - by Variachial - November 26, 2023 at 6:46 pm
RE: Historical Atheists - by awty - November 26, 2023 at 6:51 pm
RE: my Muslim friends - by Ahriman - November 26, 2023 at 7:32 pm
RE: Historical Atheists - by Gwaithmir - November 26, 2023 at 7:36 pm
RE: Historical Atheists - by Bucky Ball - November 26, 2023 at 7:45 pm
RE: Bizarre things my mind conjures up - by awty - November 26, 2023 at 9:29 pm

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