Quote:So consciousness defines existence? My ability to perceive pain proves that i exist?
Let's be clear, I don't care if you exist or not. I know you exist because you are wasting pixels with absurd "arguments" about whether you exist or not. You do...and if you slam your fucking hand with a hammer the pain will prove it to you.
This is a perfect example of why I hate philosophy. It obfuscates. It wastes time. It's why this joke is so funny.
"How do you get a philosopher off your porch?
-- Pay for the pizza."