Yeah, conservative women don't have time to pose for the calendar because they live in a kitchen. They have to be ready if their husband suddenly feels the urge to eat a Belgian waffle or smoked ribs or even just a freshly baked Pringle. Why would a Christian man buy even one Pringle if he's married?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"