The eclipse starts to become visible here around 12:30 with totality being around 20 minutes to 2. The lights should be back on by 3:30. Will this be enough time to rapture up all the evangelicals? I would be more interested in watching them being hoovered up than to watch it get dark and then light again...and will I need eclipse glasses to watch the saved get sucked up into the heavens?
Send lawyers, guns, and money...


