RE: Stupid things religious people say
May 24, 2024 at 11:24 am
(This post was last modified: May 24, 2024 at 11:25 am by The Grand Nudger.)
My in laws hopped onto that satanic attack train awhile back, mostly about issues we'd had. Pest control, plumbing, kids misbehaving. Seemed to me that satans ground game was weak, if that's what a satanic attack looked like. I mean, fuck, at least lave some strange panties or boots under our beds. I'm just a humble entry level baby eater, but I'd expect there to be more ambition in The Dark Lord's plan. Is this guy jumping out of the toilet like "ha! made you plunge!"....?
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