Articles of Distraction

[Rev. Rye]

And now for something in the category of "I Dare You To Make Less Sense":

Woman calls 911 on herself during carjacking attempt so she 'could do it legally': police

Also worth noting, she was apparently doing this for Black Ops related reasons. And she called the police to put it on record, which, IIRC, is the exact opposite of the point of black ops.