I had a dream my friends.
In my dream I saw a world where all the people had come together, shedding the bonds of race, religion, and idiology, to make the world a better place.
Then in my dream, I saw a paradise on Earth.
No more war.
No more poverty.
No more hunger.
No more pollution.
Only a world where people had love and respect for their brothers and sisters.
A world where no-one questioned the motives of poultry on crossings!
And then in my dream...
Then in my dream...
...I was standing completely naked in a carpark in downtown Melbourne with my tits covered in vegemite!
In my dream I saw a world where all the people had come together, shedding the bonds of race, religion, and idiology, to make the world a better place.
Then in my dream, I saw a paradise on Earth.
No more war.
No more poverty.
No more hunger.
No more pollution.
Only a world where people had love and respect for their brothers and sisters.
A world where no-one questioned the motives of poultry on crossings!
And then in my dream...
Then in my dream...
...I was standing completely naked in a carpark in downtown Melbourne with my tits covered in vegemite!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"