(August 31, 2024 at 10:12 pm)Fireball Wrote:(August 31, 2024 at 8:45 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I'm told that wheat and rye will be outlawed outright, and baguettes will be banned as potential sex-toys. Naan and pitas will be banned for being imports, and hot biscuits will be inspected for gender before being served.
"You ain't seen nothin' 'til you've been down on a muffin, then you'll sure to changin' your ways". Hey! What's this sauce on this here muffin made of!?
I'm pretty sure the Bible doesn't forbid muffin-diving, and if it does, well, who cares?