Paraphrased by me.
Fake French Accent...
"Ah, ze voices in my 'ead are talking to me again!"
"I will lead your armies against the English, my king!"
"You see, with ze 'elp of God, I 'ave won zis battle!:
"Oh no, I 'ave lost a battle."
"Now, I 'ave been captured. But I believe God will rescue me. For I am 'Is chosen!"
"Sacre-bleu! My tits are on fire!"
The End.
Fake French Accent...
"Ah, ze voices in my 'ead are talking to me again!"
"I will lead your armies against the English, my king!"
"You see, with ze 'elp of God, I 'ave won zis battle!:
"Oh no, I 'ave lost a battle."
"Now, I 'ave been captured. But I believe God will rescue me. For I am 'Is chosen!"
"Sacre-bleu! My tits are on fire!"
The End.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
