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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!

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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!

December 29, 2011 at 9:36 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2011 at 9:37 pm by Cyberman.)

Jesus - it's Bill Bailey!

Actually, if that Tebow guy is really like that, he's in need of a good slap. Not out of spite or malice; he just invites it.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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