Hey, I just discovered something interesting. Try reading Ellease's posts while quite drunk and listening to the Floyd. They don't make any more sense, but suddenly you don't care anymore.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'