After gazing deeply into my crystal ball, playing 'Go Fish' with my tarot cards, and reading my tea leaves, here they are:
1. Donald Trump will admit to all the massive mistakes, misjudgments, and crimes he's committed over the years.
2. After going from country to pop, Taylor Swift will enter the death metal phase of her career.
3. A live-action Danger Mouse film will shatter all existing box office records, in spite of never rising above 6% on Rotten Tomatoes.
4. Elon Musk will be burned in effigy ('Effigy' is a small town in Montana).
5. Wood will be outlawed as a house building material, to be replaced by Legos.
6. The next country to land people on the moon will be Fiji.
7. The Beatles song 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' will inexplicably top the Billboard charts for six weeks.
8. A new species of fish will be discovered and promptly eaten to extinction.
9. The decline in worldwide church attendance will accelerate as more people realize that it's just a bloody boring time-suck.
10. You will all be astonished at the accuracy of these predictions and send me large cash donations to fund my ministry.
Boru
1. Donald Trump will admit to all the massive mistakes, misjudgments, and crimes he's committed over the years.
2. After going from country to pop, Taylor Swift will enter the death metal phase of her career.
3. A live-action Danger Mouse film will shatter all existing box office records, in spite of never rising above 6% on Rotten Tomatoes.
4. Elon Musk will be burned in effigy ('Effigy' is a small town in Montana).
5. Wood will be outlawed as a house building material, to be replaced by Legos.
6. The next country to land people on the moon will be Fiji.
7. The Beatles song 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' will inexplicably top the Billboard charts for six weeks.
8. A new species of fish will be discovered and promptly eaten to extinction.
9. The decline in worldwide church attendance will accelerate as more people realize that it's just a bloody boring time-suck.
10. You will all be astonished at the accuracy of these predictions and send me large cash donations to fund my ministry.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
