(January 1, 2025 at 7:29 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Boru will find out that he has had a secret child for decades now.
People will start wearing truck tailpipe from their ass, up their back and above their head because they will think it makes them look cooler.
Elon Musk will invent a vehicle that is bigger than the car so that it can collect several people at one place and drop them off at another, so that it saves on gas and reduces traffic.
If that first one turns out to be true, I’m going to fly back to Northern Ireland, dig up my urologist, and piss on his corpse.
Boru
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